Man's best friend

To see which is truly man’s best friend, lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

An hour later, open the trunk.

Which one is happy to see you?

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From anonymous Internet sources:

There are two sure-fire indicia by which to measure our faith in the near future of the United States of America: the value of stocks and bonds are DOWN and the sales of guns and ammo are UP.