Wisdom overheard

Women love you for one reason,
it's in your pants, and the size matters....

It's called your wallet.

Thailand Rocks (Postcard Home)

My friend asked, "Are these pictures really from Thighland?"

I answered, "No, they're from between Leggolands!"

Hot Earth!

Here's a song my Internet pun pal Charles Henrickson wrote to commemorate the worldwide Live Earth concerts. Sing it to the tune of the Doors' Riders on the Storm.

WHY IT'S GETTING WARM

Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm

There's an inconsistent flaw
In his scientific law
There's not one single cause
For why an iceberg thaws
The conclusion that he draws
Is giving us guffaws
An inconsistent flaw

Gore, you incoherent goof
Gore, you incoherent goof
It doesn't take a sleuth
To see your lack of proof
Here's an inconvenient truth
It's still freezing in Duluth
You incoherent goof

Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm . . .