Father's advice

As my dad once told me - "don't let a woman on top!".
....Well - His actual words were "Don't screw up". (same thing - correct?)

Hope & Change

The Times

Far right - White Guy and Black Guy -

White Guy: Is He Having A Problem?
Black Guy: Don't Know. I Saw Him Do It In Front Of Soros.
White Guy: How High Did He Rise Up?
Black Guy: Bumped His Head On The Ceiling!

Change

Kennedy Center Honors

Morgan Freeman: "Who's behind me?"

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Man's best friend

To see which is truly man’s best friend, lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.

An hour later, open the trunk.

Which one is happy to see you?

This just in:

From anonymous Internet sources:

There are two sure-fire indicia by which to measure our faith in the near future of the United States of America: the value of stocks and bonds are DOWN and the sales of guns and ammo are UP.